Illuminated quiz

What can one tell from the egregious, Griswald-esque displays of Xmas lights?

a) who is most excited about the holiday
b) who has the greatest need to compensate for feelings of inadequacy in other areas
c) who will have the largest electricity bill come January
d) all of the above
e) none of the above
f) more of a couple of the above but not so much one of the other
g) not quite enough of all of the above or not quite enough of none of the above but somewhere in between
h) what was the question again?

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And here's an example of a not-quite-egregious amount of lights, from a house down the street in my neighborhood.