I merely hope when inevitably the current president allows Russia to annex Alaska (because, as you know, it was once part of their country... 150 years ago) that he gives enough notice to Sarah Palin so she has time to learn the Cyrillic alphabet (because, as you know, she's not exactly a quick study).
(You thought I was going to make a joke about how it will be much easier to see Russia from her house, but that seemed a bit too obvious.)
(You thought I was going to make a joke about how it will be much easier to see Russia from her house, but that seemed a bit too obvious.)