Salvation of a sort

I thought of posting something here a little while ago, but now fatigue has set in. And it's almost time for "The Daily Show" to start. However, take whatever solace you may find in knowing for a few moments today I at least toyed with the idea of going on too long about myself in some way that may or may not have been interesting.

Question of the day

How arrogant and self-centered and filled with self-importance must one be to delude one's self into believing anyone else gives the proverbial rat's ass about what one has to say?

Clarification

Please pardon the blunt candor, but just so we're clear: I'm not doing this to fix your life.

Apologies for any inconvenience.