Classic rambling alert

Because you're unlikely to notice on your own, I'll mention that I've added another Another Useless Column (the precursor to this site from my days writing for my college newspaper) to the archives. Specifically here.

(All of the egrigious mistakes have been left in. Please do be amused by them.)

11 years ago I was merely younger. That's the only definitive statement I can make.

To peruse all of those pieces from my days on The Union, click here. (If you'd rather not peruse those pieces, well, there's the entirety of the internet, television, movies, books, magazines, and that weird hair growing out of your side to keep you occupied.)