Tonight, as a family we were watching an episode of Crocodile Hunter (yes, from the '90s) where Steve and Terri were on a beach where green turtles were mating in the shallow waters. The hosts talked about how during the hours-long mating the females are responsible for bringing both turtles to the surface to breathe because the males are too focused on what they're doing.
Without missing a beat, our son asked (with complete sincerity) "Is that what Daddy was like after you guys got married?"
After several minutes of uncontrollable laughter, we could only say: "Not exactly."