On the surface, it seems noteworthy because one-thousand seems like a number worthy of commemoration, but other than being the point where whole numbers change from three digits to four what is particularly special about it? Ultimately that aspect holds no intrinsic value save what we have been convinced to imbue upon it. If one is impressed, is not nine-hundred ninety-nine not also pretty darned impressive? (If someone handed you a check for $999 would you rip it up because it wasn't $1000?)
I'd thought of making a big deal out of the post where the number corresponded with the highest prime number that's still under one-thousand (nine-hundred ninety-seven), but I didn't remember to pay attention and the opportunity to do so obviously has now passed. Not that a prime number is any less arbitrary, but it would have appealed to any nascent math nerd fan base I may inadvertently be developing for the site.
Nonetheless, I have devoted sufficient attention at this point to realize that #1000 is here, stepping into the batter's box (so to speak), and thus if I find myself inclined to make a big deal of it, I need to make that decision. Even as dismissive as I was above about it holding significance, as evidenced by the fact that I'm writing about it now there's no denying that I've been
We're left with the question: Will I give in to convention and tout it or not? And is the extent to which merely mentioning it as I have thus far evidence of giving in to convention? Would it be mere contrarianism to eschew touting this ostensible milestone? Is that merely going against the grain for the sake of going against the grain?
So the question transforms to an exploration of my personality, of whether I'm the sort to toot my own horn or not. However, it's not like anyone else would even be in a position to toot it for me (and, to be fair, the entire blogosphere could be described as the realm of tooting one's own horn, so it's hardly out of character given the circumstances). Will it seem like fishing for congratulations (and, by virtue of mentioning any such event, is that not at least part of why any accumulated amount is noted)? I don't consider myself a pat-myself-on-the-back kind of guy, but after all the hours and hours devoted to this, is a little back-patting completely unwarranted? Heck, is it not amazing that I have not given up? Is the inexplicable tenacity I've demonstrated worthy of commemorating, or is that a cause for condemnation?
Of course, is not everyone going to think this was merely some clever ploy to allow me to be arrogantly self-congratulatory without seeming like that's what I'm doing? Or will everyone instead think that this neurotic deconstruction is actually some clever ploy to pull that off while seeming humble?
I can't make up my mind. But one thing is certain: I'd better stop this or I'll talk myself out of wanting to compose post number 1001 (and make it unlikely that anyone would want to come back to read it).
I will take this opportunity to express my sincere gratitude to every person (and a few automated scripts) who has ever spent a little useless time here.