Lindsay Weir has a 17-year-old and is sleeping with Don Draper.
Nick Andopolis has a toddler and is happily married to Willow.
Daniel Desario has no children and bombed as Oscar host.
Ken Miller is proudly serving in the military (after a stint producing porn).
Kim Kelly, not surprisingly, consumes a fair amount of wine.
Seems pretty clear who has most to brag about at the reunion. Or at least who would be most popular at such an event.