"...Now bring us some figgy pudding
Now bring us some figgy pudding
Now bring us some figgy pudding before we pound your head into pudding!"
- Carolers whose anger management classes aren't proving effective
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"I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus--"
"And I saw daddy file for divorce..."
- Caroler with some unresolved issues
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Happy Christmas.
Now bring us some figgy pudding
Now bring us some figgy pudding before we pound your head into pudding!"
- Carolers whose anger management classes aren't proving effective
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"I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus--"
"And I saw daddy file for divorce..."
- Caroler with some unresolved issues
~
Happy Christmas.
In case you hadn't heard I HATE eXmas!!!
ReplyDeleteSometimes when I'm stuck listening to eXmas carols -- like on a public bus or at the mall -- I think up to myself my own lyrics to counter that sentimental illusionary crap.
And I remind myself that "Mr. White eXmas," Bing, AKA Daddy Dearest, was such a great father that two of his sons committed suicide.
It is the most wonderful time of the year for parody...
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