Saturday, December 24, 2011

Christmas carols (sort of)

"...Now bring us some figgy pudding
Now bring us some figgy pudding
Now bring us some figgy pudding before we pound your head into pudding!"

- Carolers whose anger management classes aren't proving effective

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"I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus--"
"And I saw daddy file for divorce..."

- Caroler with some unresolved issues

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Happy Christmas.

2 comments:

  1. In case you hadn't heard I HATE eXmas!!!

    Sometimes when I'm stuck listening to eXmas carols -- like on a public bus or at the mall -- I think up to myself my own lyrics to counter that sentimental illusionary crap.

    And I remind myself that "Mr. White eXmas," Bing, AKA Daddy Dearest, was such a great father that two of his sons committed suicide.

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  2. It is the most wonderful time of the year for parody...

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