Whether the Steelers or the Packers prove victorious tonight matters to fans of those teams, but what the rest of us should be hoping for is... another "wardrobe malfunction"-type incident during the halftime show!
It's not that we need a repeat of split-second of tepid nudity; it merely need be something about which the easily offended can get all worked up. It's been a while since this heavily watched TV event has given them that.
Don't let us down, Black Eyed Peas. You've vowed Fergie won't expose her humps, but use that creativity (that's only moderately evident in your music) and give us a shock-worthy spectacle--or, in your parlance, that boom boom pow.
I gotta feeling you can do leave us with something about which some people can feel disgusted for years to come.
Goooo, Peas!
It's not that we need a repeat of split-second of tepid nudity; it merely need be something about which the easily offended can get all worked up. It's been a while since this heavily watched TV event has given them that.
Don't let us down, Black Eyed Peas. You've vowed Fergie won't expose her humps, but use that creativity (that's only moderately evident in your music) and give us a shock-worthy spectacle--or, in your parlance, that boom boom pow.
I gotta feeling you can do leave us with something about which some people can feel disgusted for years to come.
Goooo, Peas!
Eh, I guess we'll just have to live with Christina messing up the words to the Star Spangled Banner.
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ReplyDeleteI actually feel badly for her. Apparently she's been singing the Anthem at public events since she was 11...obviously she knows the words. She was probably just nervous.
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