Who would be upset by this?
So this is how I went to work.
White shirt.
Black slacks.
Neck wound.
What I said to those who gaped in disgust:
"Rough day at the office."
"Don't try to slice a bagel by holding it on your shoulder."
"Whatever you do, don't make a joke about the boss' costume."
The best thing about this... understated adornment: No one asked what I was. Come to think of it, no one seemed that interested in engaging me in prolonged conversation.
I could probably use this other times of year to get out of meetings...
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